Earlier today I was driving North on Highway 305 in the right hand lane when this idiot pulls up quick behind me: flashing his lights, beeping his horn, etc. At first I thought it was a friend trying to be funny, but I look back in my rear view mirror and it’s some fool waving his hands around like he wants me to get out of his way.
So what do I do? Nothing. This guy has had ample opportunity to get into the passing lane and getting around me like a normal person but instead he decides he needs to act like a fool on the road. I don’t play those games. I just kept to my normal 60MPH and went about my business.
This, of course, infuriates him for some reason (hehe). In the mean time there’s no one for about a mile in front or behind us in the passing lane and he’s getting all whipped up into a frenzy when he can easily get into the appropriate lane to pass instead of making me move. I can only imagine the tapestry of obscenities this guy was weaving.
After several minutes of revving his engine and riding the ass-end of my car and then easing off he finally gets the hint that I’m not moving and swerves past me, flipping the bird, and being an all-around asshole. I tried not to get too cranky, but I’m and Aries, and we get cranky sometimes.
And wouldn’t you know it… there is justice after all. After a few minutes I see him pulled over onto the side of the road with a state patrol vehicle behind him; lights flaring and everything.
And then I wasn’t cranky anymore.